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See dust in the sunlight: It's the Vashta Nerada

Something in my eye: The Weeping Angels are in me

See a crack in a wall: Prisoner Zero has escaped

See a Roman Centurion: RORY

Can't remember why I'm crying: Oh god, I've forgotten my husband

See a ginger-haired person: THE ULTIMATE GINGE

See a statue: DON'T BLINK

Can't open a door: Crimson eleven delight petrichor

See fishfingers: CUSTARD

See custard: FISHFINGERS

See a bowtie: Bowties are cool

See a fez: Fezzes are cool

See glasses: Hello handsome

Someone made a soufflé: OSWIN

See a wheelie bin: MICKEY?

Go to a wedding: DRUNK GIRAFFE DANCE

Morning comes too soon: THE UNIVERSE IS SHRINKING

On a beach: And this is the story of how I died

The clock breaks: Run to the fireplace

Have to go to bed: but I COULD DO SO MUCH MORE

See a poncho: Peruvian folk band

See sunflowers: FOR AMY

Shoes: Always converse

Praying: Dear Santa

See a really fat person: Go get the vinegar

Accomplish something: WHO DA MAN?

Something doesn't make sense: Let's go poke it with a stick

Someone asks my name: STORMAGEDDON, DARK LORD OF ALL

Forget something: THE SILENCE

See a tally chart: THE SILENCE

Can't hear anything: SILENCE

A shop mannequin moves: Autons

Gas lights flicker: Ghosts in the gas.

See the words "Bad Wolf": It's a sign!

Robed monks: Werewolf assassination plot

Someone on TV says they're hungry: They're trying to steal your face.

Something moves in the mirror: It's the Daughter Of Blood!

Weight loss pills: Alien reproductive system

Knocking on the wall: But the light is extonic!

Someone tells you to turn left: You're trying to doom us all!

"Are you my mummy?": Run. Just run.